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22 / 5 / 2013 @ 17:31
(source: rexuality)

rexuality:

realistic captions for selfies:

• i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
• i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
• i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
• i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
• this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments

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22 / 5 / 2013 @ 17:26
(source: chabbit)

chabbit:

The hardest part of writing witty dialogue is that I’m not as witty as the characters

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22 / 5 / 2013 @ 17:06
(source: iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou)

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

‘All the women in Doctor Who fall in love with the Doctor’

1. No they don’t

2. Just the women?

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22 / 5 / 2013 @ 17:00
(source: hamburgay)

hamburgay:

hamburgay:

Who needs a boyfriend when I have a can of Pringles

I meant this as in having food NOT USING THE PRINGLES CAN AS A DILDO

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20 / 5 / 2013 @ 22:59
(source: hi-john-im-alive)

themustachedwaffle:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

hi-john-im-alive:

One way

Or another

I’m gonna meetcha

I’m gonna

ust

*tour guide voice*

if you look to your right you’ll see a  relic from the event known simply as “Mishapocalpyse”

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20 / 5 / 2013 @ 22:57
(source: jaclcfrost)

jaclcfrost:

egggcorn:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

but that’s also usually the character that gets their own sub-fandom with dedicated fans and pretty cool fanart

however, that’s also usually the one character that dies

i was just like “oh yay”

but then

“not so much yay”